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Our Tomato Ketchup World
Sometimes, they understand exactly how stupid I am. * At one end of the scale, you have a nameless local pub that took to extremes its...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
May 25, 20213 min read
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Shifting Baseline Syndrome
When you are complaining about feral pigeons in Trafalgar Square, it is worth reminding yourself that, twenty feet or so below your own,...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
May 20, 20213 min read
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Just try it.
‘The idea,’ said Wendell Berry, ‘is that, when faced with abundance, one should consume abundantly, an idea that has survived to be the...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
May 11, 20213 min read
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Just do it
Consider Tashpolat Tiyip. And, if you haven’t got the faintest clue what I am talking about, or rather who, check out the attached link,...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
May 6, 20212 min read
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Where the Sun don’t Shine
Over the years, Maureen and I had reached a sustained accommodation. It was a sort of ‘don’t-ask-don’t-tell’ arrangement. If she wished...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Apr 24, 20213 min read
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Farewell to All That
You don’t say much, so I know little about you. It’s probably the way you like it, and I don’t blame you. Simply by the process of...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Apr 13, 20214 min read
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Dear Ursula
Dear Ursula Your biographical notes don’t say whether or not you are a film buff but, if you are, I wonder if you watched that Marx...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Mar 18, 20212 min read
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Not just a first world problem…
There is a little known branch of science called glottochronology, that researches how, and how quickly, words change their usage over...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Feb 27, 20213 min read
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I’m sort of with him
When the male black-footed albatross is courting, he indulges in a dance that is unique to him, and which includes head-bobbing,...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Feb 21, 20213 min read
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To move the Mouse, first move the Cheese.
We all have our rituals. One of my strangest is an enforced daily reading that I push myself through of the latest pronouncements of one...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Feb 17, 20213 min read
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Why Kindness Isn’t
I’m 61, and I’m in love with a tee-shirt. I mean love in the sense of ‘being deeply committed and connected to someone or something’...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Feb 4, 20213 min read
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Shores of White Sand
‘Through all of my youth I was looking for you,’ wrote yet another American poet you probably haven’t heard of, ‘Without knowing what I...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Jan 31, 20213 min read
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These, too, are pardoned
As the 45th Presidency in United States history glides to its dignified conclusion, and with sweetness and light very much the order of...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Jan 20, 20213 min read
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The price of Sugar
In the league table of things that irritate people about me (talks too much, listens too little, too confident of own opinions, lousy...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Jan 10, 20213 min read
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The Gleam
As with every evening for the last 359, I am having my late night cuppa under the Dunning-Kruger effect. Indeed, it followed me down the...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Dec 26, 20203 min read
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The £1500 beer can
Back in 1859, when Italy was convulsed in a noisy departure from the Austrian Empire, a young man came up with the idea of creating an...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Nov 13, 20203 min read
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The Music of what happens
Brownie had a narrow escape this week. We had got to that desultory stage of a Sunday evening when Antiques Road Show is on in the...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Oct 28, 20203 min read
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Warning. Explicit Content Advised
If someone had said to me at the start of 2020 that there would be a global pandemic that reaches into every corner of the globe, and...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Oct 6, 20203 min read
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Sir David and me.
I like to think that Jesus first said ‘I am that I am’ after being asked unsuccessfully by Mary Magdalene to help with the washing up, by...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Oct 2, 20202 min read
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The House Edge
You may not be familiar with the term, but the ‘house edge’ is that rule which dictates that the casino never loses. Not at roulette, not...
Roger Morgan-Grenville
Sep 30, 20203 min read
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